cornyonmains:

Correcting a Chinese kid’s English homework that another American got wrong on a Chinese app named after Mao Zedong’s Little Red Book as part of a mass online temper tantrum to help save TikTok was not on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.

This might actually be the political fuck-up of the century. Our politicians are all 900 year old crypt keepers who probably turn off their computers by unplugging them from the wall. Were there a single synapse in their decrepit domes focused on something besides their next payday, they might have thought twice about challenging Millennials and Zoomers on the internet. I repeat, ON THE INTERNET. Oh to have the confidence of an octogenarian born into generational wealth.

Something I need people to understand is the “security threat” doesn’t just stop at data. The mere act of normal Chinese and American citizens interacting scares the shit out of governments on both sides. I’m already seeing videos from folks here in the US talking about how shocked they were at the grocery hauls in China, and how much they could get with very little. Chinese people are watching Americans absolutely dog walk their own government and talk it for filth. People are having fun.

All rich people had to do was remember the deal. Americans are terrible people. If they had just paid folks enough to buy a house, an electric car, and a vacation once a year they’d sit in front of the TV in a docile fugue state while the wealthy shoved their boots up the ass of the global south. Now who knows what’s going to happen. I just know it’s a testament to how done with Mark Zuckerberg’s ass people are that they’re rather learn Mandarin than go back to Facebook.

I think 2025 is about to be a ride.

kristenbellspenis:

broad-city-baby:

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me when people act like friends being married at my age is normal

sixpenceee:

Bear created with thousands of staples                           

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obshasatumbleriguess:
“ baconbroderick:
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If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…
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obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

slushyseals:
“ A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo
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slushyseals:

A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo

isnt:

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omg just like monster in law…follow @isnt for more

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that every Dec 25th, a town in Peru celebrates “Takanakuy” where men, women and children settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having a fist fight. Then everybody goes drinking to numb the pain and move on to a new year. (x)

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systlin:

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I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool


-This is GENIUS-Systlin-

kassasaurus-rex:

strongorcbutch:

strongorcbutch:

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Have you ever seen someone who hit you so hard right in the gay feels that you lost your sense of hearing for a few moments?

To all the poor gay messes desperately asking who she is, her name is Katy M. O'Brian and the pictures in the OP are from the series Z Nation. Here’s some other pictures.

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You’re all welcome.

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Originally posted by feministperalta

househunting:

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$605,000/5 br/2160 sq ft

Chapel Hill, NC 

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